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up to unlock our digital magazines and also receive the latest news, events, offers and partner promotions. It's a well-known truism that any fool can write a hit about the pleasures of, ah, eating out. But what makes the following songs so very special is that they're already head and shoulders above most chart pop before they even reached the dirty chorus.

In celebration of all those who have paved the way for sexy sex songs—we present our list of the top 25 oral sex ditties. Here we go. The mind-blowing sexual braggadocio of Lil' Kim's debut album, Hard Coreproved that woman rappers could give it as well as the boys—and insisted on getting it as well. Weezy F. Baby's never been known to beat around the bush, but here he and the late, great Static Major employ a bit of sublety: When he's getting "licked like a lollipop," the candied treat in question is a metaphor for his penis.

It's not exactly John Donne, but hey, not much is. Probably not even Akinyele's grandma was surprised when the Queens rapper scored this X-rated hit ingiven his debut album in '93 was called Vagina Diner. And it starts so romantically, too Relistening to it today, you'd be forgiven for thinking it was from a Lonely Island digital short. That smoky voice Lesbian listeners will need no persuasion; for everyone else, this track is the musical equivalent of when Gina Gershon met Meg Tilly. You'll seethe with jealousy even as you ooze in the delirious heat.

The brothers Ween have never been shy about flaunting their love for Prince, but they've rarely made their feelings more explicit than on this slinky funk epic, whose title is short for, yes, "Let Me Lick Your Pussy. Go downtown, taste the sweetness". Boys: Catch an eyeful of lead singer Cheryl "Coko" Gamble's curving talons in the official video G-Funk meets G-spot with this predictably crass cut from N. A's Miles and Runnin'.

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After a female asks, "What do you want me to do with it? Somewhere near the peak of his dalliance with the mainstream see also: "Sledgehammer," "In Your Eyes"the onetime high priest of British art-rock obscurantism crooned as romantic an ode to one's privies as you might ever care to hear.

Just a hint, they're not referring to those cans of Libby's stacked up at the bodega. There's perhaps no brand of electronic music more sex-obsessed than ghettotech, and so of course the cunnilingus-obsessed Danny Brown turns to the clipped chipmunk dance beats of his hometown to justify the, er, sexual advantages offered by his lack of front teeth. Having already thrown a kitsch-house bull's-eye with 's immortal "Short Dick Man," Chicago production team 20 Fingers issued another prime piece of perverted sass the following year.

The poet laureate of sex and sadness reflects on a fleeting tryst with Janis Joplin over the course of three devastating minutes. Is it possible to create a meta-oral song?

Men aren't the only ones who can make themselves sweet for their lovers.

He can't, but he learns a valuable lesson: Write the song after the sexual encounter, so you don't jinx it. The Material Girl has often toyed with the Madonna-whore dichotomy by mixing religious and erotic images, but never more appealingly than in the title track of her album. Though Lou's reference to "giving head" may pale in rudeness to most of the songs on our list, it was beyond controversial on its first release back in The story—drag queens from Warhol's Factory posse making their way to the city and winding up working as prostitutes—is a quintessential New York tale.

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The Smiths, you say? Gloomy, wet-socks-unsexy British mopesters, writing a song about the pleasures of oral?

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Well, were you a gay British chap in the s, you would've been fully aware that reel around the fountain was slang for fellatio. The fountain being, of course, the penis.

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You're glad we spelled that out, aren't you? Get yr freak on. More dour-looking '80s types expounding the joys of the gob that's mouth in British. Basically every D'Angelo song includes a reference to oral sex, but as far as campaign promises go, "Smack your ass, pull your hair. I'll even kiss you way down there" is up there with, "Yes we can. A product of the young Prince Rogers Nelson's "subtle as a flying mallet" salad days, "Head" also shows that our hot, young, thong-clad Minneapolis sexpert was already well on his way to a peculiar view toward monogamy—which is to say that Prince has no problem jacking a would-be bride on her way to the altar for a little bit of neck-nodding, but damned if he's going to return the favor until she marries him.

The late outsider-music icon Arthur Russell was a somewhat ethereal soul, but he wasn't so airy that base concerns like sex didn't find their way into his work now and then. Take this pumping dub-disco cut, produced with Steve D'Aquisto under the Loose ts moniker: Though layered with meaning, it's pretty clear what Russell really has in mind when vocalist Melvina Woods asks "Is it all over my face?

Internet overlords say we can't watch it—but we're just as happy to watch Tyler lip-synching along in this "making of" vid. The ultimate rubberneck moment for first-time listeners: Wait, did she really? Was that? It was. It's a fine pop song with a catchy hook the unforgettable "Lick it now, lick it good, lick that pussy like you know you should" and one of few to mention crack in a non-narcotic context. Extra points for the parentheses.

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